the twelve dates of schmidtzmas

On my fourth visit to pick up shoes from Diana, Priclncess of Heels, I found the shoppe to be very much closed. The sign on the door said he would be opening at one. Yesterday he told me to come in any time, he would be there from 9-4. Instead I looked at pictures of the Royal Wedding and read detailed accounts of research to cure cancer. I admit it: I feel slighted by a man three times my age.