a. feel free to tell your friends that they need to go on a date with me.
b. feel compelled to throw out some incredible date ideas.
c. i sat in 4.5 hours of traffic to cover less than 20 miles today due to maybe a quarter inch of snow.
d. this couch is amazing. the only things that would make it better would be:
a. if it had human hands that would scratch my back.
b. if it were like a broken, untraceable atm that shot all this money at me.
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